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You had a kid? Aw… poor little thing.
Babies? No, thank you. It takes all my energy to clean the cat box
You’re my dream man… until you open your mouth
Congratulations on your new baby, see you in 18 years
I’m not negative, I’m realistic
Who said chivalry was dead?
If only cupid used real arrows. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Thank God I signed a prenup. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I’m glad to hear your new lover’s more crazy than I am
Just For Fun
Thinking of You